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Jebb, spent most of his days lounging by his owner’s computer, where stock charts flickered. One afternoon, after nipping into his catnip stash, Jebb swatted at the keyboard, accidentally making a trade. To everyone’s surprise, the stock soared, turning a small investment into a huge windfall. High on both life and catnip, Jebb continued his accidental trading spree, consistently raking in profits. Soon enough, Jebb became the richest stoner cat on Wall Street, without even knowing it.

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